Money is not everything. There&aposs MasterCard.

　　钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。

　　Love the neighbor. But don&apost get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　爱情就像照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

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