摘要：最近BBC播出的纪录片《我们的孩子足够坚强吗？中国式教育》在网络上引起了不小的热潮。我们很好奇国外的学生怎样上大学，老外也很感兴趣中国学生怎么上大学。这不，外媒这回总结了中国式大学的39个特点，快来看看你和小伙伴们中了几个。

最近BBC播出的纪录片《我们的孩子足够坚强吗？中国式教育》在网络上引起了不小的热潮。我们常常坐在教室里望着窗外想着国外的月亮是不是更圆一点，待在地球另一边的他们又是怎样看待我们的呢？下面，澳际君跟大家分享一下外媒看中国式大学的39个梗，你中了几个？

1. For the first time, you escape constant supervision from both your parents and class advisors and move into a HUGE dorm building.

第一次，你躲开了父母和老师长期的监视，步入了一栋“巨大”的宿舍。

2. Growing up having no siblings, you are excited but nervous to live with anywhere from three to sometimes 11 strangers for the next four years.

你从小到大没有兄弟姐妹，想到要和3个，甚至11个陌生人在一起生活四年，你是即兴奋又紧张。

3. Just like everybody else, you will get a bike to ride around the enormous campus – the biggest 10 Chinese universities are all bigger than Central Park.

每个人都有辆自行车，你也不例外，绕着偌大的校园骑行——最大的十所中国大学的校园比中央公园还要大。

4. You will lose your bike about five times — entirely or partially.

你的自行车大约会被偷五次，要不整个被偷，要不某个零件被偷。

5. The classes are often designed to host 150 students, leaving the professor a black dot in the front of the room.

教室通常能容纳150个学生，教室前面的教授就像一个小黑点。

6. Pro-tip: The professor never gets to know all 150 names and faces. So when you sleep in, your roommates can answer for you without being caught.

教授不可能知道所有150个学生的名字，也认不得他们的脸。所以当你睡过头，你的室友可以帮你回答问题，而不会被发现。

7. The last row is always the most popular: you pass most classes by sleeping, playing mobile games, eating, and whispering at your classmates.

最后一排永远是最吃香的：你可以睡觉，玩手机游戏，吃东西，与同学说话，大部分的课就这么混过去了。

8. Right away, you briend your roommates — the loveliest human beings in your age group — and begin sharing your feelings.

你很快和室友成了好伙伴——在你那个年龄段内最可亲的人——开始和他们分享你的感受。

9. Taking classes, staying up late watching movies, talking about boys – you are always together.

一起上课，一起熬夜看电影，一起谈论男生——你们就是形影不离的好基友。

10. Staying up the whole night singing karaoke is your favorite thing to do.

熬夜唱K也是你最喜欢做的事情。

11. Your roomies have the most ficient but also ancient method to bring back FOOOOD for everybody.

你的室友有最高效的，同时也是最原始的方法，把很多很多的食物带回宿舍给每个人。

12. Hot pot is a must as a fancy meal in dorm life – but it's actually forbidden due to safety concerns, so be super carul (both in terms of not setting everything on fire and not getting caught).

火锅是寝室生活必备大餐——但事实上出于安全考虑，这是禁止的，所以得特别小心(不仅仅要小心不要点燃其他物品，也要小心不要被抓到)。

13. During extreme weather, you depend on their SCIENCE SKILLS to pass long nights.

在极端的天气下，你们依靠“科学方法”度过漫漫长夜。

14. Outside the back gate of EVERY single Chinese university, the students' favorite hangout spot can be found — the almighty Dark Food Street.

几乎每所大学的后门都有一条美食街，那是学生最喜欢的遛弯场所。

15. You just can't escape the wide variety of yummy Chinese junk food.

你永远都躲不开美味的中国式垃圾食品。

16. And Starbucks' strongest competitor: bubble tea.

星巴克最强劲的对手：珍珠奶茶。

17. Some food doesn't look quite right, and you know in some part of your heart that the chicken feet might be decades old, but c'mon, sewage oil just tastes DAMN good.

虽然有些食物看上去不太健康，你也知道鸡腿可能已经过期了，但是，哎呀，地沟油吃起来就是辣么香!

18. That's why you chose it over campus canteens – sometimes the canteen cooks get a bit too creative. (WTF is Tangerine Fried Cucumber, anyway?!)

这就是你为什么果断弃食堂而选择它——有时候食堂的饭菜太有创意了。(橘子炒黄瓜是什么鬼?!)

19. But usually they pretty reliable. For slightly less than $2, you can get a whole tray like this with four dishes and a bowl of rice, especially when the staffers are in a good mood.

但通常食堂还是很可靠的。只要不到12块钱，你就可以在食堂打四个菜，一碗米饭，特别是在食堂阿姨心情好的时候。

20. One of the only times you work ambitiously is to get into the Student Council. It'll lead to "power."

有且仅有一次，你摩拳擦掌，野心勃勃，那是进入学生会的时候，因为这是通向“权力”的地方。

21. And of course there's study time. For ordinary students, that's the three days bore the end of term; for those who are preparing for graduate school, it's a year, more or less.

当然，还有学习的时间。对于普通学生来说，就是期末前三天，对于想继续深造的学生，或多或少得一年。

22. But you need to get in the library and occupy a seat first.

但你得去图书馆，占座先!

23. Which means you need to be there early enough bore the library opens — aka daybreak. So cherish the time in the line.

这就意味着你得足够早，在图书馆开门前就要去——黎明时分。珍惜排队的时间吧。

24. 11 PM is the most frustrating time in a day. Electricity is cut off after that, no matter whether you are still in the middle of showering, or looking for your contact lenses under your desk.

晚上十一点是一天中最烦的时候。十一点就断电了，无论你是在洗澡，还是在桌子底下找你的隐形眼镜。

25. Speaking of showering, you are moving at the highest speed possible throughout the whole process – the balance on your shower card falls faster than the water.

说到洗澡，你得动作飞快结束全过程——卡里的钱总是比水流得快!

26. But super scholars are super scholars. They have their own backup lighting plans to study anyway.

但学霸就是学霸，他们总有他们的备用照明计划来学习。

27. Every school has its ghost rumor – sometimes it's a fishy security guard walking around with a lantern inside the building of Fine Arts at midnight, sometimes it's the secret that the school location used to be a crematory.

每所学校总有一些鬼故事，要不就是鬼鬼祟祟的保安，午夜点着灯走在艺术品陈列的楼里，要不就是关于学校那地儿本来是火葬场的秘密。

28. Everyone is required to do a morning run during the super early hours, like around 7 AM. But that's less than fun, so no one actually runs.

每个人都被要求在大清早去晨跑，比如大概早上七点钟。但事实上一点也没意思，所以没有人真正在跑。

29. You will have the ugliest photo of your college life taken during the week-long mandatory military training.

军训那周，你将会拥有一张你大学期间最丑的照片。

30. When romantic relationships are a big no-no bore college, everybody at once rushes into it — but most still keep it from parents.

由于恋爱在大学之前是绝对不允许的，所以进入大学后，大家都冲进了爱河——但大多数都瞒着父母。

31. Except for you. You're dinitely not bitterly muttering about how ridiculous this whole thing is, but still questioning why nobody makes such a scene for you. …Nope.

除了你。你肯定不会低声呢喃，这种事情真的太荒唐，但仍然想不通为什么没有一个人给你爱情，真的没有。

32. You might think the boiled water house would be the last place for a romantic scene. But everybody brings their colorful thermos bottles and stories will be told if a gentleman gives a lady tips about how to fill four bottles but just pay for one.

你可能会想，谁会在开水房邂逅爱情啊。但每个人都会带来五颜六色的热水瓶，如果一个男生告诉一个女生如何只付一瓶的钱就能打满四瓶水，他俩的绯闻就传开了。

33. On the weekends, you get to appreciate weird flower dragon statues your school put up annually.

周末，你可以去欣赏这种用花垒起来的龙形“雕塑”，每年学校都会把这个奇怪的东西摆出来。

34. Or wander into the garden area of the school to feed goldfish – admittedly, they are a bit out of control.

或者，你会去给学校的金鱼喂食——你得承认，它们的数量有点失控了。

35. Or travel for two hours from the suburb to the city proper – your hometown friends envy you for studying in big cities like Shanghai, but you are the only one who knows that you can barely navigate it.

或者花两个小时，从郊区到市中心——你家乡的小伙伴非常羡慕你在上海这样的大城市读书，但你自己知道，你都不认识路。

36. Don't worry, everyone thinks that the other schools they visit are better. "Why don't we have an on-campus graffiti tunnel too," you wonder.

不用担心，每个人都觉得参观过的其他学校更好。你就在想：“为什么我们学校不能弄个涂鸦隧道呢?”

37. I mean, just look at this campus. It's a combination of elements from heaven: blue sky, palm trees, flowers, elegant architecture, and a rainbow. A RAINBOW.

我的意思是，看看这个校园，这就是天堂啊，蓝天，棕榈树，花朵，美轮美奂的建筑，还有彩虹。是彩虹啊!

38. "Tell us about yourself." You find yourself frozen among GIANT CROWDS at job affairs when graduation approaches.

“介绍一下你自己吧。”毕业来临之际，你会发现自己挤在就业的大军里动弹不得。

39. And then comes the graduation trip that just makes everybody cry and wonder how time has gone by so fast.

最终来到了毕业旅行，每个人都会哭泣，感叹时间飞逝。

以上就是澳际君跟大家分享的外媒看中国式大学的39个梗，想了解更多留学信息，请关注澳际教育留学频道！