破译法国人的谈话法则.

2017-08-13 作者： 1006阅读

　　我的孩子们最近学会了一个令人担心的法语俚语词：bim(发音与英语的“beam”相似)。孩子们在校园里证明别人犯了错，或者用尖刻的话把对方驳得体无完肤时，就会说“bim”。英语里类似的词语“gotcha”或者“booyah”并没有完全传达出那种碾压别人的喜悦。而且我也怀疑，英国和美国的孩子说这些词并没有那么频繁。详细请看下面的双语信息：

　　As an American married to an Englishman and living in France, I’ve spent much of my adult lifetrying to decode the rules of conversation in three countries. Paradoxically, these rules arealmost always unspoken. So much bubbles beneath what’s said, it’s often hard to know whatanyone means.

　　作为一个嫁给英国人、目前生活在法国的美国人，我成年后的大把时间，都在努力破译这三个国家语言交流的规则。可矛盾的是，这些规则几乎总是心照不宣的。人们说出的话里有太多掩饰，常常很难明白真实的用意。

　　I had a breakthrough on French conversation recently, when a French sociologist suggested Iwatch “Ridicule,” a 1996 French movie (it won the César award for best film) about aristocratsat the court of Versailles, on the eve of the French Revolution.

　　在理解法国式对话方面，我最近取得了重大进展。一位法国社会学家建议我看一看1996年的法国电影《荒谬无稽》(Ridicule)。这部片子赢得了凯撒奖的最佳影片奖项，讲述了法国大革命前夕凡尔赛宫廷里贵族的故事。

　　Life at Versailles was apparently a protracted battle of wits. You gained status if you showed“esprit” — clever, erudite and often caustic wit, aimed at making rivals look ridiculous. Theking himself kept abreast of the sharpest remarks, and granted audiences to those who madethem. “Wit opens every door,” one courtier explained.

　　凡尔赛宫的生活似乎就是漫长的唇枪舌剑，如果能展示出“esprit”——聪明、博学且时常很尖刻的机锋，并让其他人显得可笑——那么你就能赢得地位。国王本人也时刻关注着最犀利的言辞，而说出这种话的人会得到接见。一位侍臣解释道，“机智能打开每一扇门。”

　　If you lacked “esprit” — or suffered from “l’esprit de l’escalier” (thinking of a comeback only onceyou had reached the bottom of the staircase) — you’d look ridiculous yourself.

　　但是，如果你缺乏“esprit”，或者遭遇“l’esprit de l’escalier”(走到楼梯最下面，才想起如何反击)，那么你自己就会显得十分可笑。

　　Granted, France has changed a bit since Versailles. But many modern-day conversations —including the schoolyard cries of “Bim!” — make more sense once you realize that everyonearound you is in a competition not to look ridiculous. When my daughter complained that aboy had insulted her during recess, I counseled her to forget about it. She said that justwouldn’t do: To save face, she had to humiliate him.

　　诚然，法国比起凡尔赛的时代已经发生了一些变化。但是当你意识到，周围的所有人都在为了不显得可笑而奋力竞争，那么当代的很多对话，包括校园里高呼的“Bim!”，就都显得合理了。我的女儿抱怨，一个男孩课间欺负了她，我建议她别在意这件事。但她说那是不行的：要想挽回面子，就必须羞辱回去。

　　Many children train for this at home. Where Americans might coo over a child’s most inaneremark, to boost his confidence, middle-class French parents teach their kids to be conciseand amusing, to keep everyone listening. “I force him or her to discover the best ways ofretaining my attention,” the anthropologist Raymonde Carroll wrote in her 1987 book “CulturalMisunderstandings: The French-American Experience.”

　　许多孩子在家就接受了这种训练。为了激发孩子的信心，美国人对子女最愚蠢的言论或许都会柔声赞许，但是法国中产阶级父母却会教导孩子要讲话简洁风趣，好让所有人都愿意听。“我会强迫他或她，想方设法地吸引我的注意力，”人类学家雷蒙德·卡罗(Raymonde Carroll)在她1987年出版的《文化误解：法国和美国的经验》(Cultural Misunderstandings: The French-American Experience)一书中写道。

　　This is probably worse in Paris, and among the professional classes. But a lot of French TVinvolves round-table discussions in which well-dressed people attempt to land zingers on oneanother. Practically every time I speak up at a school conference, a political event or myapartment building association’s annual meeting, I’m met with a display of someone else’ssuperior intelligence. (Adults don’t actually say “bim,” they just flash you a satisfied smile.)Jean-Beno?t Nadeau, a Canadian who co-wrote a forthcoming book on French conversation,told me that the penchant for saying “no” or “it’s not possible” is often a cover for thepotential humiliation of seeming not to know something. Only once you trust someone canyou turn down the wit and reveal your weaknesses, he said. (I think the French obsessionwith protecting private life comes from the beli that everyone’s entitled to a humiliation-freezone.)

　　这种现象在巴黎，在专业阶层当中或许更严重。不过，法国的很多电视节目都有圆桌讨论的情形，让衣着考究的嘉宾用尖刻的口吻相互嘲弄。在学校会议、政治活动，或者公寓楼居民协会的年会上发言时，我几乎每次都会遇到别人炫耀高超的智力。(成年人并不会真的说出“bim”，只是脸上闪现出一丝满意的微笑而已。)加拿大人让-贝努阿·纳多(Jean-Beno?t Nadeau)与人合著了一本关于法国式谈话的书，即将出版。他告诉我，爱说“不”、“不可能”的习惯，常常是为了避免因为看起来不知道某事而可能受到的羞辱。他说，只有当你信任某人时，才能不必那么机智，袒露自己的弱点。(我想，法国人对保护私生活的偏执，源于他们认为每个人都有权得到一个免受羞辱的空间。)

　　At least it’s not boring. Even among friends, being dull is almost criminal. A Frenchentrepreneur told me her rules for dinner-party topics: no kids, no jobs, no real estate.Provocative opinions are practically required. “You must be a little bit mean but also a little bitvulnerable,” she said.

　　至少这样聊天不会无聊。即使是在朋友之间，表现得无趣几乎也是犯罪行为。一名法国企业家告诉我，她为聚餐话题立下的规矩是：不谈孩子、不谈工作、不谈房地产。这实际上就需要提出争议性的意见。她说，“必须要有一些恶毒，但也要有一些脆弱。”

　　It’s dizzying to switch to the British conversational mode, in which everyone’s trying to showthey don’t take themselves seriously. The result is lots of self-deprecation and ironic banter.I’ve sat through two-hour lunches in London waiting for everyone to stop exchanging quips sothe real conversation could begin. But “real things aren’t supposed to come up,” my husbandsaid. “Banter can be the only mode of conversation you ever have with someone.”

　　切换到英国式的交谈模式则会令人不知所措。在这种模式里，人人都努力表现得不把自己当回事，结果就是大量的自嘲和讽刺性的调侃。在伦敦，我曾好几次耐着性子坚持到两个小时的午餐结束，一直等着所有人停止相互打趣，这样才能开始真正的交谈。但“可别以为一定会谈什么实质内容，”我丈夫说。“和有的人，只存在戏谑这一种谈话模式。”

　　Earnestness makes British people gag. Viewers respond to the “gushy, tearful” speeches ofAmerican actors at the Oscars with a “finger-down-throat ‘I’m going to be sick’ gesture,” writesKate Fox, author of “Watching the English.” Moralizing politicians get this, too.

　　真诚会让英国人呛着。《观察英国人》(Watching the English)的作者凯特·福克斯(Kate Fox)写道，对美国演员在奥斯卡颁奖礼上“含泪发表的煽情”感言，英国观众会做出“把手指塞进喉咙里，表示‘我要吐了’的动作”。面对爱说教的政客，他们也不会客气。

　　Even British courtships can be conducted ironically. “ ‘You’re just not my type,’ uttered in theright tone and in the context of banter, can be tantamount to a proposal of marriage,” Ms.Fox writes.

　　就连英国式的求爱，也可以在冷嘲热讽中展开。“在戏谑语境下用恰当的语调说出‘你决不是我喜欢的类型’，简直无异于求婚，”福克斯写道。

　　Being ridiculous is sometimes required. The classic British hen night — a bachelor party forbrides — involves groups of women wearing feather boas to a bar, then daring one another to“kiss a bald man” or “remove your bra without leaving the room.” Stumbling around drunk withfriends — then recounting your misadventures for months afterward — is a standard bondingritual.

　　有时候，表现得滑稽可笑是必须的。在传统的英国女子婚前单身派对上，会有很多姑娘戴着羽毛围巾前往酒吧，然后用激将法撺掇彼此“亲吻一个秃顶男人”或是“当场脱掉内衣”。醉醺醺地和朋友一起出丑——然后在接下来的几个月里一直回顾自己当时做的糗事——是建立友情的标准仪式。

　　After being besieged by British irony and French wit, I sometimes yearn for the familiarcomfort of American conversations, where there are no stupid questions. Among friends, Imerely have to provide reassurance and mirroring: No, you don’t look fat, and anyway, I lookworse.

　　被英国式的嘲讽和法国式的机智包围后，我时不时会渴望美国式谈话给人带来的那种熟悉的舒适感。这种谈话里没有问题会被认为是愚蠢的。在朋友之间，我只需要宽慰对方，并拿自己做参照：不，你看起来不胖，而且不管怎样，我看上去更遭。

　　It might not matter what I say, since some American conversations resemble a succession ofmonologues. A 2014 study led by a psychologist at Yeshiva University found that whenresearchers crossed two unrelated instant-message conversations, as many as 42 percent ofparticipants didn’t notice. A lot of us — myself included — could benit from a basic rule ofimprovisational comedy: Instead of planning your next remark, just listen very hard to whatthe other person is saying. Call it “mindful conversation,” if you like. That’s what the Frenchtend to do — even if it ends with “bim.”

　　我说什么可能根本不重要，因为有些美式谈话其实是一连串的独白。叶史瓦大学(Yeshiva University)的一名心理学家在2014年牵头进行的一项研究中发现，当研究人员将两个不相干的即时通讯对话交叉在一起时，多达42%的参与者毫无察觉。我们中的很多人，包括我在内，可以从即兴喜剧的一条基本规则中受益：与其构思接下来要说什么，不如干脆非常认真地听对方在说什么。不妨称之为“用心交谈”。法国人往往会这么做，尽管最后会加上一个“bim”。