不作不会死看看那些啼笑皆非的报警求助

2017-07-18 作者： 293阅读

摘要：美国一女士醉酒后报警定炸鸡和香烟，因为翻改司法公正（我胡乱编的，港剧桥段）被拘留并罚款！“有困难找警察叔叔”的理念需要abandon了。但是还是有很多人锲而不舍的钦下911报警电话。最后都是不作不会死的节奏！

小时候，我们都被教育遇到问题找警察叔叔，要拨打报警电话。可是要是已经是胡乱报警的话，警察叔叔也是把你抓起来的。

报警定炸鸡+啤酒=被拘留+交罚金

这不就有人不作就不会死，打电话报警点炸鸡和啤酒。这可不像是韩剧中的剧情，帅气的男主驾着七彩祥云驾到，一边唱着我愿意喂你一边把炸鸡赛道你的嘴巴里?NO!HELL NO!做梦!想当然的结果便是被拘留了，小编表示我也真是醉了。喝酒可以，但是把自己喝进监狱也太亏了。这名美国佛罗里达州莱克县45岁的女子沃特森(Liann Gae Watson)酒醉后拨打911电话，索要鸡翅和香烟。

警方接到沃特森的电话，称她想要鸡翅和香烟，但因饮酒不能开车所以请警方帮忙。警方随后抵达她的家中，交谈中她时而大叫时而大笑时而大哭，根本没有办法正常沟通。

随后，沃特森因滥用911而被拘留。在前往莱克县监狱的途中，她不顾警方多次警告，一直用头和肩撞击隔离网。为保护她的安全，警方只得将其捆绑起来。最终，她在交纳1000美元(约合人民币6730元)保释金后获释。

报警求教数学题，警察表示小学算术爱莫能助

要是说到胡乱报警的事情，这还真的不少，印象中最深的一次，是一个十岁的小朋友打电话报警请教数学作业!当妈妈发现的时候问小家伙在干什么的时候，小朋友“I am calling the police for help”,妈妈抓狂说，“call for help, but not the police!”连单位数减法都没有做算出来的警察叔叔已经在电话另外一头小岔气了!

下面就是小朋友和警察叔叔之间的对话：

Operator=接线员 Boy=熊孩子 Mother=熊孩子

Operator: 911 emergencies.

Boy: Yeah I need some help.

Operator: What’s the matter?

Boy: With my math.

Operator: With your mouth?

Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

Operator: Sure. Where do you live?

Boy: No with my math.

Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?

Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.

Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.

Boy: Okay.

Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?

Boy: I have take aways.

Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?

Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.

Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.

Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?

Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.

Operator: No. How old are you?

Boy: I’m only 4.

Operator: 4!

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.

Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.

Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?

Boy: 5.

Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!

Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.

Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?

Operator: It’s the mother…

Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.

Woman: I didn’t mean the police

报警求炸学校+校长炸成磁花

似乎熊孩子们已经深刻的领悟了“有困难找警察叔叔”这一道理!只要能够帮助自己解决问题，这群小朋友们总是勤劳地钦下911报警电话!这不有一个小萝莉打电话要求爆破公司炸掉自己的学校(天惹，这是多少小朋友的愿望!她迈出了人类的一大步)，小萝莉更是心无巨细地想到可爱的人——校长，希望他可以也可以在爆破中被炸飞!