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31.You spit bones and other food craps on the table.That s why youneed the vinyl tablecloth.
32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.
33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
34.You have never used your dishwasher.
35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
36.You eat all meals in the kitchen.
37.You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
38.You have a piano in your living room.
39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
40.You twirl your pen around your fingers.
41.You hate to waste food.
42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one ltoverchicken wing.
43.You don t own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carullyrinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
44.You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.
45.You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every timeyou stay in a hotel.
46.You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel(travel means any carride longer than 15 minutes).These snacks are always dried and include driedplums, mango, and squid.
47.You wash your rice at least 2-3 times bore cooking it.
48.Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
49.The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.
50.Youdon t use measuring cups.
51.You beat eggs with chopsticks.
52.You have a teacup with a cover on it.
53.You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since callinginformation costs 50 cents.
54.You only make long distance calls after 11 pm.
55.If you are male, you clap at something funny and if you are female, yougiggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.
56.You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.
57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
58.You ve learnt some form of martial arts.
59.Shaolin actually means something to you.
60.Youlike congee with thousand-year-old eggs.
61.You prer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
62.You never call your parents just to say hi.
63.If you don t live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you ve eaten,even if it s midnight.
64.When you re sick, your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or bakedgoods due to yeet hay.
(yeet hay 粤语发音)
你知道什么是热气。
你上班时给你中国朋友发邮件,即使你们只相距10尺。
你敷面膜。
你去吃自助餐前会把自己饿个半死。
你认识可以打折卖给你珠宝或电器的人。
你留着用过的可乐瓶。
你有自己的切肉刀而且你会磨它。
你的牙膏都挤到纸一样薄。
你知道什么是月饼。
当厕纸降价时,你买了100多卷并囤在衣橱或别人的房间里。
你的父母懂得如何用力擤鼻涕。
你自己烫衣服。
你会弹奏一种乐器。
即使你饱了,当别人要把剩下的菜倒掉时你会一嘴把它吃完。
你吃过红豆冰棍。
你拜访别人时会带着橘子。
你在餐后抢着付账单。
你的主科是实用型的,工程学、机械或法律。
你三十岁时还和父母住在一起并且他们也喜欢你这样,或者你已经三十岁并且结婚了,但你还住在父母隔壁或同个小区。
你不会给超过10%的小费,即使有也是给中国服务员。
你爱好吃苦瓜。
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